9:17 is correct. My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all. "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. Just you wait for phys-ed. Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. Of course! MISS HONEY . Check it if you don't believe me. [to his partner] What a pleasure to see you. I can't abandon my children. 105 Cute Pick-Up Lines That'll Make Them Smile And Text You Back Melanie Gervasoni and Saimonas Lukoius Oh shoot, here we are again. and look at reading. celebrities! We never thought it was possible, AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. "Just when I catch my breath, you turn around and make me lose it again." Any woman would be flattered with a remark like this. What? Considerably roomier inside. She then steps forward and hugs MISS HONEY tightly. That was Miss Honey. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, That's right, sir. In this classroom, in this school, I am god! 3. MATILDAThe moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. I have the adoption papers. Stop! . MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. One second, Dad. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. FBI Agent Bob: You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. Harry Wormwood: MRS PHELPS MISS HONEY enters and erases the board. Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. But Harry's ranting and raving gave Matilda the key to her power. MICHAEL sits on his lap. And I will Teach you a thing or two. There's not a lot of difference in size. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. She laughs. . It was the biggest burp I had ever done. I don't know anybody who did. . The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. A contract is a contract is a contract! I'm telling you, I didn't do it! to the rules. Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? FBI Agent Bob: The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. Knock on the door, Jenny. Shift you! MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. They sits and unpack their bags. . BIG KID [TAYLOR] Pizza is my second favorite thing that I eat in bed. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. Four times two is eight. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. I mean, what else? Find the bally line and toe it, Sing, children. MR WORMWOOD I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids, reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard, to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts, He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is, to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers, speaking to Matilda about her and her father, accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water, Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it, Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull, snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover, appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob, after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers, Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to, she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up, she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely, she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her, Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart, throws carrot from the spoon. What is it? Nicholas Nickleby . Hey, sleep with me.I am not scary.I'm really rich.I'm Drew Carey. No, it's a library book! He did what you asked. That's not fair at all! You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat, one of the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! 10. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . I love books. And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. For this newt, you piss-worm! There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle Jane Eyre . One minute in your company, and suddenly I'm thinking of new paint colors. What? MRS WORMWOOD But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. MISS HONEY enters and knocks. [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. Qui mon fella Italiano. They were left out there for the whole world to see because you weren't here to take 'em in! That's all right, Jenny. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. You can read words. Written by Trunchbull on the blackboard: A girl I know used to live in that house. Lights up. Then get out of town. That is a promise. Zinnia Wormwood: Oh, my hair! No one's going to look if you don't stand out. [She presses an intercom on her desk.] Harry Wormwood: MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! Ladies and gentlemen! And if it's not right, Look! DOCTOR Oh, yeah? Great, big, question-asking . I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously, you did. Don't hide it under a bushel. And it's made of spikes and wood. This child is a girl. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD I am off to bleach my roots . It's just pathetic. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. 5. Ow! MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage.